"Mom, I'm Gay! But I didn't killed anybody."

"Hey Dad, I'm not a banana type of girl... I love pizza"

"I was bitten by a gay spider. Now I'm gay."

"I'm a vaginatarian"

“Let’s get one thing straight…I’m not.”

"I'm allergic to cats, but I can't stay away from your pussy."

"Being gay is not a phase, pretending to be straight was."


Everyone deserves love, compassion, and acceptance regardless of their sexual orientation.   :)