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TEN REASONS YOU'RE STILL SINGLE:
01. Because every good-looking guy is a jerk
02. Every nice guy isn't good-looking
03. Every nice AND good-looking guy is taken
04. Every nice, good-looking AND single guy is broke
05. Every nice, good-looking, single AND rich guy is a cheater
06. Every nice, good-looking, single, rich AND non-cheater guy is gay
07. Every nice, good-looking, single, rich, non-cheater AND straight guy isn't interested in you
08. Every nice, good-looking, single, rich, non-cheater, straight guy who does have interest in you...has kids and is divorced. 
09. You're waiting for the right guy
10. You're ugly.


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