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Hey, how have you been? It's been a minute. If you did not see my last few posts, I just posted, then placed see them .
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MICHAEL JACKSON ALMOST MADE ME PISS MYSELF OUT OF FEAR FUCKING HELP
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@StephanieCruzado9 So I'm listening to him through my headphones, and it played a fucking knocking sound effect RIGHT IN MY EAR, AND THE ONE NEXT TO THE WINDOW. SO I THREW MY BOOK AT GHE WINDOW anyways that's how Michael Jackson lost his place in my nighttime playlists.
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Harvesting my inner cringe kid for a fourteen chapter story for y'all
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NO DAMN IT IT DOESNT DO THAT UWU EYE THING IM GONNA FUCKING
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Would yall want me to be more active here, or did I phase into inexistence?
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I ate gerald
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When i was four I drank half a bottle of capsaicin sauce, but I can't eat Takis wtf is wrong with me
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@Awesome_Helper to be fair, it had split onto the counter with my milk, so I just licked it off the counter, but yeah I don't like spicy stuff
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@letmesleepforeverpls idk.. depends if you didn't eat spicy food in a long time.. I swear I haven't eaten spicy food in a long.. gotta build my tolerance up again
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Oh sorry, it doesn't meld your bones together.
it causes your muscles, tendons and ligaments to regrow as bone. :)
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Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva is a disease where your bones slowly meld together, leading to at least one surgery monthly to make sure you can function. It basically turns you into a living statue. It also almost exclusively happens to people with no family history of this disease. So next time you feel stiff check if your fucking bones are still separate.
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Fell down three flights of stairs and now my ass is bruised
