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Errmm so a kid was just arrested at my school for gun threats and THEY FOUND FREAKING GUNS IN HIS HOUSE AND A GUN HE STOLE FROM HIS DAD  luckily he got kicked from the school I was in 3 of his classes  some of my friends were on his hit list this fucking kid sat RIGHT BEHIND ME IN CLASS ITS GENUINELY INSANE THAT ITS NOT EVEN BEEN A SEMESTER YET AND I ALMOST GET SHOT UP

I just had the worst panic attack in my life the voice for c.ai came on randomly WHEN MY DEAR MOTHER WAS ACROSS THE ROOM FROM ME 

HAPPY JULY EVERYONE 

WATTPAD NEEDS TO STOP GIVING ME DATING GAME ADS LIKE WTF IS WHISPER I DON'T WANT TO SEE PEOPLE GETTING EATEN OUT WHILE THERE STUCK IN THE SELLING I DON'T NEED TO SEE WHITE MEN KISSING EACH OTHER I MIGHT READ SMUT FANFICTION BUT I DON'T NEED TO SEE IT IN AN AD

Bad news I'm going to be gone for a very long time CPS has gotten involved in my life so I'm going to be gone for a lot longer maybe forever my life is going downhill I might lose everyone I love I promise I'll come back when everything is ok bye for now 

Sorry I've been gone for so long I've been helping my mom because she's pregnant now so I've been in and out of the hospital with her and barely get time on my phone I'm going to be gone again for I don't know‚ bye for now 

OHHHHH GUUUUUUUUUSTTTT
          
          
          Read it all!
          I mean it!
          Read it all!
          
          If you were killed, i wouldn't be at your funeral. I'd be in jail for killing the person who killed you
          
          We are true friends.
          We ride together, we die together.
          
          Send this to everyone you care about, including me, if you care.
          See how many times u get this!
          
          I want you to know you are an amazing friend, til death and forever <3
          If I don't get this back, I understand!
          
          But I have a game for you.
          Once you read this letter, you must send this to 15 people, including me
          If you get atleast three back, you are loved :)
          
          Nobody knows how important something is, until they lose it.
          
          Tonight, (right at 12:00am) the person you love will realize they love you.
          Then, at 1:00pm to 2:00pm, be ready for the shock of your life!
          If you break this chain, you will have bad luck. 
          
          With love, send this to the 15 ppl
          If you don't, you will turn ugly in one year.
          A friend told me to do this, so pass it on.
          Tomorrow, two boys/girls will ask if they can have your number
          Send this message to 15 nice, people or bad luck starts for a whole year.
          
          This is not fake.
          Apparently, if you copy and paste this, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow!
          
          Good luck! oh, and don't forget to send this to group chat! <3

I just threw my little brothers tablet across the room now I get to watch him scream cry and desperately try to turn it on while he screams and cry's about not being able to play Roblox 

HAPPY NEW YEARS MOTHER FUCKERS NEW YEAR NEW ME MY NEW YEARS REUNION IS TO FIX MY SLEEP SCHEDULE:D

MARRY CHRISTMAS LADS AND GENTA LADS ITS FUCKIN CHRISTMAS EAT COOKIE EAT CHEESE EAT COKE FOR FUCK SAKE LET THE JOLLY FAT MAN IN YOUR HOUSE!!!!! BECAUSE SANTA CLAUS ISN'T COMING TO TOWN HES IN TOWN!!!!!