*sees your profile in the comment section* "fuck that profile pic is hot" *clicks on their profile as reads their bio* "oH SHIT THAT'S THEM DAYUM" *follows them* "wanna be friendssssss?" *has no sexual intentions*
me: *cuts hair
everyone else: wait does that mean ur lesbian
me: no lol just cut my hair dude
everyone else: .. does that mean ur trans?
me: no i just cut my hair lol
everyone else: .. are u sure