HELLOOO, WATTPAD! My name is Alexis, though I prefer Lexi. I love the basic things that most on this website most likely do- reading and writing. I tend to read more than I write, though (at the very least an hour a day of my own preference). I have a 'mild obsession' with this magnificent singer named Ed, and keep five certain boys close to my heart. I also have a soft spot for this stunning girl with the last name of Swift. I find myself a tad bit annoying and maybe a lot to deal with, but I try to make it worth it. Since I can only imagine how many posts similar to mine are on here, I'm going to make this interesting and take those of you who choose to read this back to elementary school with a very random, yet somehow relevant acrostic poem.

A- Apples make my gums hurt and I'm not afraid to assault you with my words if need be.
L- Loser, lame, and lack of interest are three words that can accurately be used to describe my social status and the view I have on it.
E- Eagerly accepting to new friends, always.
X- X marks the spot and also the faces of those who are rude, malicious and cruel.
I- Intellect and sophistication are important to me, but you're more likely to find me acting slightly deranged and silly more often than not.
S- Support me & stick by my side and I'll easily reciprocate, no doubt.

Thanks for reading this and I sincerely hope to become friends with a lot of you. Have a beautiful day, and may the Ginger Jesus be with you. :D