Oneshot ideas
We all know astRid’s cute face. But what about hiccups? He finds out he has a cute face and makes Astrid Do things all day >:]
Astrid hits hiccup’s arm so much eventually one day it actually snaps
Some person (maybe a peace treaty guy?…) comes to Berk and he flirts with Astrid, then he went too far and she attacks him in rage. SO then after that when she’s still attacking hiccup tries to get her to stop but she attacks hiccup fatally instead (I love angst) she feels really sorry since hiccup is now in a coma >:]
Hiccup is trying to do chiefly duties while coping with his dad’s death. Astrid comes and tries to get him to eat. He pushes Astrid GENTLY away and she gets kinda scared since…..hiccup…. Yeah so. He realises he hurt her (mwahahahah) and hyperventilates and he walks backwards WHILE hyperventilating and falls down he stairs getting amnesia for a bit.
Some random guy comes to Berk and tries to get Astrid with him, Astrid doesn’t see it as a big deal but hiccup does, then he beats hiccup up (u see I love seeing hiccup suffer- I MEAN RECOVER LATER ON) and then Astrid gets mad yaddah yaddah
So that’s my life :)