What do you say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous walk into a bar? OH SNaP!

10 useless things noone really needs to know but can if they want to:

1.) i have an inney
2.)i have a double jointed thumb
3.) i cant whistle
4.) i can doodle pretty swell
5.) #4 doesnt make sense
6.) this is harder than i thought
7.) my dog just threw up a tampon
8.) i dont use tampons........wait..what?
9.) my dog thinks she has a penis
10.) i just listed 9 useless things

oh and you should read my books.........