working in an office will have you saying your coworker's kids are growing up so fast as if your senior year didn't overlap with their freshman year. like yeah i do remember when he was younger because we went to school together but lets not have this conversation on the clock.
"shane mccutcheon is a butch lesbian shane mccutcheon is–" NO SHE IS NOTTTTTT she is an evil masc and the most dangerous kind at that. don't fall for this.