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published my samira mohan fic :3
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/403336218

see because why would my coworker wait until AFTER we all discussed whether dickbag means "bag full of dicks" or "empty bag for one dick" to tell us that she had been on the phone with a client the whole time. it's just not fair is it. you're meant to throw something over the cubicle wall at us so we know. 

zhottas is back together this is not a drill

immunity necklace for this story please but when i was like 10 or something i once cried myself to sleep because i found out that my dad (no contact since birth) was white, and i had wanted to find out that i was secretly wasian so so bad. i don't remember how i even thought that could be a possibility because anyone in the world could glance at me from 100 yards away and tell you that my white bread ass is not wasian. sorry to the wasians out there i just wanted to be in the club i think 

i will never forgive sabrina for many things but mostly causing an "all the sudden" epidemic. bad grammar is terminal. 

WHYYYY DO ALL OF MY GEN X COWORKERS KEEP TRYING TO FOLLOW ME ON FACEBOOK i am visibly gay in my workplace cubicle margaret we both know you will not enjoy what you see here. stop it. 

i have an addiction to sassy new-build construction inspectors on tiktok

guys don't chug 1000mg of vitamin c powder on an empty stomach. you will come really close to shitting yourself at work several times. 

my cousin posted up to the family reunion in a signed lando shirt and i had to try so hard not to tweak out in a barn for 4 hours 

"why would you be an eagles fan they are so annoying" i'm third generation autism i was born for this