I can be an asshole sometimes, but bare with me here, I love fantasy, and hate arguments. (So if you're trying to prove your point, please go about doing so politely,) thanks for reading, goodbye.
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Stories by Alexandria H. Anderson
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![The Revenant's Boon by lieutenantPhoenix](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/149444057-288-k715727.jpg)
The Revenant's Boon
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Hey! Welcome!
Have a seat, maybe heat up some leftovers or popcorn, and relax with a nice cup of your preferr...
![Mr. Jatinga's Wild Adventure Book One: "He's Here!" (Slow Updates) by lieutenantPhoenix](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/85143006-288-k174845.jpg)
Mr. Jatinga's Wild Adventure Book...
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Mr. Jatinga (A.K.A. Jatinga the Fool, Idiot, Clown, ect.) was a dimension hopping moron (he's actually a geni...
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The Orphanage Book One: Tokashimo
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One day I thought of climbing the fence, but when I got to the yard there was barbed wire all over it!
Obvia...