Hola my fellow homosapiens,

I'm Dylan, but people generally call me Dyl, or Dyl-Pickle idk

I'm one of the few guys on this app, but a hardcore fangirl

I've been alive for 15 horrible years

I'm bisexual, as far as I know :)

I like to write, but I suck at sticking to only one book, so I tend to just give up on some story lines and forget about them

I'm unoriginal, I know

I'm kinda a messed up person, with a messed up sense of humour, but that's okay. 

I'm mildly obsessed with Drarry (:

I'm a single pringle and ready to mingle so if anybody's interested hit me up ;) jk

I feel like I'm perpetually bored out of my mind, so I always find myself dreaming up perfect scenarios where some hot guy sweeps me off my feet or where I suddenly become irresistibly handsome and get the courage to flirt with someone.

Im weird

You know what would be cool? If homophobes would just back the fuck off. 
But you know what else would be cool? superpowers. No joke. Just imagine being able to like teleport wherever the hell you want or like being badass and fighting along side the Avengers idk.

All I'm trying to accomplish right now honestly is making my bio super long. 

As I'm sure anybody's noticed by now, I'm an odd person, but I'm okay with it. 

The limit for letters in your bio is apparently 2000 and I'm at 1330 

Im gonna try to make to 2000 

bear with me here

so, I know nobody's gonna read this, but I don't care at the moment.

1457 letters

Only around like 530 words to go

So, fun fact about me, I hate school. I'm pretty sure school hates me. But that's okay :)

I like beanies, so I'm almost always wearing one, as anyone can tell, I'm kinda emo

My parents think I'm going through a phase, one where I kiss guys and spend all night on my laptop. Life is fricken great.

1807 letters, yahoo

I live somewhere where it snows in May. Yep, you guessed it, Canada. 

1898

I have not too many letters to go. 

"gays, you stay, homophobes, sashay away."

-Finn Wolfhard

<3