— okay, so wattys been glitch all day so idk when you’ll get this but atm in australia it is wednesday the 1st of July, your birthday oh great one. now i haven’t made an aesthetic of video edit and i apologise for that, but i’ll throw down some soft words ig
we’ve had our differences. and by that i mean you’re a new zealander and i’m a far superior aussie. but it’s okay, i’ll look but such flaws mate because you’re still my lil’ bro you know? fellow anzac and all that. and sure you’re country is known for some low budget movie that like no one knows about, but that’s okay, i got your back you and your small country can rely on me the australia.
anyways, glad you know that australia invented pavlova and ‘jandles’ are actually thongs, proud of you bro. happy birthday. i know this speech was a whole ramble but like, summary: you’re great, i got you’re back, and i forgive you for your country’s ego aussie aussie aussie, oi oi oi <3