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BRO THE COINS ARE MEANT FOR WATTPAD ORIGINALS
          
          UHGUEFHDFUH MY COINS ARE LIKE EXPIRING TODAY AND IT KEEPS SAYING I HAVE AN UNREAD NOTIFICATION THIS SHIT SUCKS I CQGCHSHS7W

Majin: Do you have any family members?
          Unused: Nope!
          Majin: Do you have any PhDs?
          Unused: Nope!
          Majin: Do you remember any of the schools you went to?
          Unused: Nope!
          Majin: ...Do you remember what your favorite color was?
          Unused: Nope!
          Majin: Do you remember what your childhood game was?
          Unused: Nope!
          Majin: Do you remember who your childhood friend was?
          Unused: Nope!
          Majin: Do you have any friends?
          Unused: Nope!
          Majin: Oh, my- What the hell are you doing here, then!?
          Unused: I would like to apply for a job!
          Majin: GET OUT-

bro WHAT ARE WATTPAD COINS EVEN FOR, 
          LIKE CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN?

goober!