Hi
Somehow you found my account and so
Welcome into my little cosy home of awkwardness 

Any book recommendations are greatly appreciated 
Just slyly drop in some self promo  why not 

I'm always up for talking to anyone who feels like it unless you pop my little protective bubble 
You don't want to see where that leads 
Casually gives you a death stare from halfway across the world 

Totally didn't write this whilst on the toilet 💩🚽