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Hey, so you guys remember that rly long thing I posted a few months back?
          
          ...
          
          Wattpad is a black hole and I am a little bi person with no self control.
          
          I'M BACK :'D

Now I know I suggested you read the melting pot complex but I don’t remember you—

So anyway I was going through my message board and I found these:
          
          Eddie Gaspbrak. 
          
          Bill shows up in the afterlife and sees Richie: nONONONO LET ME GO TO HELL
          Stan: oh trust me. This is hell.
          Richie: rUDE
          Eddie: he's not wrong
          Stan: shut up. He's your boyfriend, you can't sh!t talk him. He's my best friend, so I'm allowed to.
          Bill: *whispers* I want to go to hell, please-
          Beverly shows up in the afterlife: TRASH MOUTH!
          Richie: MARSH! *they proceed to do a five minute long handshake*
          Eddie: i-is.. Is she stealing my boyfriend?
          Stan: yep.
          Eddie: oH HELL NO I WAITED ALL MY LIFE FOR THAT RAT, SHE'S NOT TAKING HIM NOW!

TW: cursing, all-caps typing\\
          
          Y'ALL I FINALLY STARTED WATCHING MHA AND I THOUGHT Y'ALL WERE KIDDING WITH THE WHOLE "TAKE A SWAN DIVE OFF THE ROOF" THING BUT D A M N BAKUGOU-- CHILLLLL DON'T INSULT MY BABEYYY

Okay. If you ship a ship, FINE. As long as it isn't illegal, IDC, but if a post isn't related to that ship, DON'T SAY "oh but (insert ship here) is better!!" We don't care. We didn't make it for y'all. We made it for the people who like that ship. (Honestly it seems to be the worst w the most popular ships? I.e. Tododeku and Kiribaku)
          
          Also, don't hate a female character because she gets in the way of your gay ships. (I specify female characters & gay ships because that's the most common thing I see) A character can still be good even if she's the canon love interest to someone that you ship with another person.
          
          Thanks for coming to my TedTalk
          
          ~Rowan

TW: all-caps typing (idk if that's needed but better safe than sorry!)\\
          
          *clears throat* HEADCANON THE SIDES HOWEVER YOU WANT!! IF YOU SEE A HEADCANON YOU DISLIKE, TRY POLITELY TALKING ABOUT *YOUR* HEADCANONS OR MOVE ON!!! YOU WANT A SIDE TO BE ACE? HELL YEAH DUDE DO IT!! YOU WANT A SIDE TO BE ARO?? D O I T (personal opinion: I love Aro!Side headcanons. The only one I don't really care for is Aro!Patton but like I said, if you like it go off)
          DON'T ATTACK PEOPLE FOR VIEWING A SIDE A CERTAIN WAY. THEY ARE LITERALLY FIGMENTS OF THOMAS' IMAGINATION. THEY CAN BE HOWEVER YOU SEE THEM. LET PEOPLE ENJOY WHAT THEY LIKE AND LEAVE THEM ALONE (unless it's illegal or harmful to another person, then you have my full permission to drop kick them <3)
          
          Kay bye love y'all
          
          ~Rowan

TW: cursing\\
          
          Me: I can't explain why I do things the way that I do!
          
          My dad: cause you're a hot fucking mess.
          
          //Go follow my alternate account: @Blacked-Out-Moon ! I won't be reading on this account, DMing anyone, or following anyone, I'll just be writing an official story! I WILL be responding to things on my message board and I'll be posting character info, sneak peeks, and incorrect quotes about the characters involved in the story!\\

Oh yeah a l s o
          
          About the Anthony Ramos situation.
          If you don't know what's going on, he said the n-word on Instagram Live. At another point (ALLEGEDLY. I didn't see this video, so it MIGHT be false, but idk) he and his friends said "all women were whores."
          About the n-word situation (since that's the only one I know anything about), he was *DRUNK*. That doesn't excuse his actions, because it doesn't magically make him black, but it does give him at least a BIT of leway. He's human too, guys, don't forget that. He- and the same goes for everyone in the Hamilton cast- isn't some perfect god that has no flaws. Don't treat him like he is, don't have those expectations.
          It was wrong of him to say that, and I'm almost positive that he knows he fucked up, but he said it *ONCE*. If he said it multiple times- or even once when he was sober- then I'd let cancel culture go fuckin WILD.
          But I won't sit back and watch them cancel this amazing, kind human being. So for now, let's stick to canceling Trisha Paytas, cause for real, she's the ULTIMATE dumb bitch who NEEDS to be canceled.
          Love y'all!
          
          ~Rowan

Y'ALL I'M CRYING W H Y DO I ATTRACT ALL THE REMROM SHIPPERS!? LIKE I LOVE Y'ALL TO DEATH (and tbh I'm one of y'all to a degree) BUT WHERE DO Y'ALL COME FROM!? WHEN I JOINED WATTPAD I LEGIT THOUGHT "HM I BET THERE WON'T BE ANY REMROM LOL XD" I WAS FUCKIN WRONG BUT HOW DO Y'ALL ALL FIND ME!?

Time to redo my profile
          
          Again
          
          This time it'll be based off of Luca Balsa from Identity V
          
          So yuh