Hey y'all. My name is Hannah and I was born in the back of a pick up truck. My mama couldn't hold me any longer so we hit a bump and out I came. My mama didn't want and she left me on the side of the street. Forrest Gump raised me from a toddler. I lived on a farm with donkeys, tractors, and chickens. One day, Forrest just left, never came back and I was left to feed the farm. I went to church every Sunday to pray to my Jesus.

When I was living on the farm, I was kicked by donkeys, run over by a tractor, and pecked by chickens. One time I got hit with a brick, and nothing happened.

Author's note: This is fictional. None of this happened. DO not call the po-po. Even though Hannah was kicked by donkeys, run over by a tractor, and pecked by chickens, its not illegal. Its fake.