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Shyanne: I'm gonna look at how many views we have, k?
Ben: K.
Shyanne: Oh. My. God.
Ben: What? How many views do we have?
Shyanne: ..........
Ben: Shyanne? *shakes her.* Ummmm. Well, she fainted. Sooooo. I guess I have to do the outro. Ummmmm. Yeah, you people must actually like her book bc there's 170 something views. So. Um. Thanks. I have to go get a bucket of water to pour on her to wake her up. If I don't make it back safely, it was nice knowing you all…sorta. *gets bucket of water, throws water on Shyanne's head.*
Shyanne: *wakes up instantly.* What da fuq do you want???!!
Ben: .........
Shyanne: Oh, its just you, Ben. *pats his head.*
Ben: O.o
Shyanne: Okay , thank you guys for your votes and views! I promise we'll put out more chapters soon! How many views did we get? *grabs tablet.*
Ben: No! Don't do tha-
Shyanne: *looks at # of views again, faints again.*
Ben: Shit! *turns to Shyanne's unconscious body.* Really? Never mind. I'm just gonna leave you here. *walks away.*