lilsaltqueen

i just reached ~ 30 days ~ and i have noone to celebrate with-

lilsaltqueen

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I stg the locations on wattpad are some of the funniest fucking things.
          My favorites:
          Heaven and on this earth
          In hell probably.. come help
          In your bed
          Inside your mother
          Behind you 
          At your window
          
          

lilsaltqueen

@Sinful_Weeb  Imma say no cause if i say yes you will never let me hear the end of it
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Sinful_Weeb

You think I’m funny? 
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lilsaltqueen

Imagine for a second if penises were bones. archeologists digging up huge dino bone dick. Imagine having to sell that.