I somehow radiate Simon "Ghost" Riley energy from Call of Duty - mysterious, masked, emotionally unavailable but somehow still hot. The kind of vibe that stands in the corner of the room and says five words all night... and somehow owns the entire building.

But plot twist.

I've also got Wade Wilson's sense of humor. Yes, that Wade. The mentally unstable, chimichanga-fueled, fourth-wall-breaking disaster from Marvel.

So basically?

I look like I brood in silence while staring into the distance...
but the second I open my mouth it's unhinged commentary, inappropriate timing, and at least one joke that makes people question my psychological evaluation..

Best combination.

You're welcome.