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On day my friend asked if she could see my device.
So I lent it to her, scooted my chair over to her side, and said, "Why do you want to see it?"
"Just because," she had said.
So she got on and then she went ON MY WATTPAD APP.
Then I watched in horror as she clicked on my library.
She saw all the fucking weird but yet to me, really really fantastic books I read.
And as she opened her mouth to say something, I thought, "Oh fuck. Here it goes. I'm so fucked please forgive me I am not a good friend to hang out with I'm not normal I am gOING TO DIEEEE."
"Wow, you like to read scary stuff? I don't like scary stories. They're just wayy too scary!"
"oh MY GODDDD THANK YOU JESUS CHRIST THAT WAS CLOSE SHE ALMOST KNEW ALL OF MY DIRTY SECRETS."
Then she looked down at where I write my books.
"dINT TOUCH THAT BUTTON MISSY I SWER 2 MY SOUL YOU WILL CRUSH MY LIFE PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME."
My friend handed me back my device and smiled. "Wanna see what I'm reading?"
I smiled. "Sure!"
"OH MG GOODNESS ONCE AGAIN I AM SAVED THANK YOU GODS AND GODDESSES IM SO THANKFUL IM GONNA CRYYY."
On that day, I was saved. I almost died. ;-;