Omg the name of your reading list is hilarious!
I hope the content of my book doesn't shame you, LOL. I should have named it a book I would never want my parents to read.
BTW, the doorknob thing is really an issue! I'm tall and I always hit my hipbone on them and somehow my toe on dressers and bedframes or the edge of the frickin' door!
P.S. I love Maryland.
-Sharmane