My relationship with 1D is like Josh Nichols with Oprah, Vicky with Chip Skylark, Oliver with Hannah Montana, and Arwin with Carrie...get the point?

"I love carrots cuz of Louis"
"I look in mirrors cuz Zayn does that"
"Liam is afraid of spoons so I am too"
"I wanna go visit Nandos so bad"
"I love cats like Harry"
How about no.

Niall is the CraicAlaic King.
Harry is one vine manstagram (see what I did there)
Buy DNA or Zen will kill you.

If you say I love Harry Styles in the bathroom mirror three times, Louis will come and bitchslap you.

"Cute as a b***** every single one of you"