WARNING. THIS WRITER TENDS TO BE A SARCASTIC ASSHOLE & A SLIGHTLY SOCIALLY AWKWARD LOSER 

- hey i'm alex - 

I am technically a "social butterfly" at school and online but when it comes to doing stuff in public ( like ordering food at a restaurant, buying something and talking to the cashier ) I either mumble or panic and say the wrong thing. So if you relate or can deal with me probably sounding awkward for a while, talk to me (: 

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if there's a story you happen to like of mine, please tell me! i'm my own hardest critic and if i feel like something sucks, i'll act on the instinct to delete it, thus ending in tons of regret later. 

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IF YOU DONT LIKE DANISNOTONFIRE AND/OR AMAZINGPHIL WE CANNOT BE FRIENDS. 

just kidding! but honestly Dan Howell is basically my savior. I relate to him and if I need someone to talk to about a certain thing, there's always a video about it! And Phil.. well Phil's just so cute I have to love him. Plus... #Phan...

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On the topic of YouTubers, here are my favorites (in no order) in case you feel the need to text-scream excitedly at me about one (or more) of the following:

● danisnotonfire
● AmazingPhil  > phan
● PewDiePie 
● Cryaotic        > pewdiecry 
● CasparLee
● ThatcherJoe  > jaspar
● Smosh   > obvs ianthony 
● Troye Sivan  > not a fan of Tyler but troyler  
● O2L > jian anyone?
● ConnorFranta  > *sobs* it'll always be 6/6 Connor... #FrantasticMondays 
● DeeFizzy > Johnnie and him omg
● JohnnieGuilbert
● GHETTOxFABFOREVER
● jennxpenn
● nigahiga > my childhood omg
● braincannotgeneratemorE

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favorite wattpad stories in case you also want to text-scream excitedly at me over one or more of these. (i'll probably text-scream excitedly back tbh)

Mailboy (Unfinished)
My Wattpad Love (Completed) 
Ten Reasons Not to Die (Completed)
The Bad Boy Stole My Teddybear (not quite sure where it went? does anyone know??)