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I've come to realize that as my family babysits our old next door neighbours kids (male 10 and 5) I've come to realize how much I really can't have children because I'd just life at all their fuck ups.
Exhibit A: the 10 year old shot a water at him from the water gun and the 5 yo stood there and began crying and I run inside and the next thing I hear from my mother "stop crying, you're not melting and you're already wet. You just got out of the pool"
At this point I just nearly passed out from laughter and returned to my bedroom