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Deadass girl

Me: What are you doing?
          
          My brother with his legs bent and his arms swaying: I’m a tree, you can see me...
          
          Me: WTF
          
          Him: takes my candy
          
          Me: WAIT A SECOND
          
          I have my candy now

My favorite line from Harry Potter...
          
          
          
          Ron: How much is this?
          
          George: 5 Galleons. 
          
          Ron: But I’m your brother!
          
          Fred and George: 10 Galleons!!!