Nb-Dino Nugget

So, miraculous ladybug… and Sanders sides… and creepypasta? [FOLLOW]

Tim and moby porn

If you were killed I wouldn't be at your funeral.
          
          I would be in jail for killing the person who killed you.
          
          We are true friends.
          
          Send this to everyone you can share including me if you care.
          
          I want you to know you are an amazing friend till death and forever.
          
          If i don't get this back I understand 
          
          But I have a game for you.
          
          Once you read this send it to 15 people including me.
          
          If you get three back you are loved 
          
          Nobody knows how important something is until they lose it.
          
          Tonight (right now at 12:00 A.M.) the person you love most will realize they love you.
          
          Then at 1:00 or 2:00 A.M. be ready for the shock of your life!
          
          If you break this chain you will have bad luck.
          
          With love send this to 15 people.
          
          If you don't you'll turn ugly within a year.
          
          A friend told me to pass it on.
          
          Tomorrow two boys/girls will ask can i have your number?
          
          Send this to 15 nice people or bad luck starts a wild year.
          
          Apparently if you copy and paste this you will have the best day tomorrow!
          
          Good luck!
          
          Tysm for being my friend!
          
          ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Fuck i dit it again
          I took a child saw potential father figures and shipped all of them together
          Crap
          How many times am I going to do this

Does anyone know how jobs work?
          Cus I applied to one and I’m getting texts but it’s fucking confusing the way they as if I can come it cus it’s like
          Can you work next week
          Visit
          (Some website) 
          To find out more
          
          And when I click the link thing takes me to some place where it’s like apply to these jobs 
          And I have no idea what I’m doing

Yo I almost just finished a little comic like thing with the you are my sunshine lyrics
          I’m so happy

au idea
          what about mutant au
          many of the hostile mob hybrid people like ranboo, sam, and techno (piglin hybrid since piglins can be hostile) have a mutant form, like the mutant mod (i know mutant piglins arent in the mod but still, imagine.
          anyways somthing somthing war, alot of the smp is fighting against the egg, the egg has many minions howver. anyways someone goes we're outnumbered. and the mutants all look at eahother and just nod and as they charge at the opposing army they turn into their mutant form. like imagine sam becomes a huge creeper and summons creepers for the fight. techno becomes what people call the blood god, and ranboo becomes a huge enderman, and like he has the powers of a mutant endermen aswell as shooting ghast fireballs. everyone is stunned but they dont stop to ask questions until after the battle

Okay so spitting out a new au idea
          Techno due to being a piglin, has a low immune system because he’s from the nether . The nether mostly kills majority of germs so there is not much need for a strong immune system so because of that I. The nether the only places that have germs dangerous to them is near nether portals or players.
          So basically you know game theory’s video about how there is a zombie virus that players are immune to but pigglins are not immune to. 
          Well when Phil first got techno he had a seperate house in the the nether that whenever he visited he’d come in with masks and stuff. And as techno grew older and was more exposed to the over world, he got a slight immuneity and took lots of medicine to keep him from getting deadly sick. That leads us to current techno. Where he has to stay away from large groups and small spaces with many people to lessen the chance of getting an over world sickness or getting the zombie virus that many people forgot existed. But when techno joined the server and lived in pogtopia he got sick often but he never let anyone know. Bad thing is, he got the virus that would turn him into a zombie piglin so he now lives in the attic to slow down the rotting

I’m going to fucking die of heatstroke 
          I was in pe and I had to run a lot because me and my partner were passing eachother the volleyball but my partner has poor aim for hitting the ball and I hit the ball to hard so I had to run after the ball a lot 

So you know those birds that lay their eggs is other birds nest, what about that but opposite. An egg thief they steal the eggs and raise it as it’s own.
          
          Why do I suddgest this. Well we all know what Philza will basically adopt or become a “parental unit” to the creature. We know techno isn’t biologically his son, but what is tommy and Wilbur aren’t either. They are just children he saw and stole. And what if the dining turbo in a box was a lie as well. It opens a whole world of angst.
          A. It gives a chance that Wilbur is a fox hybrid but has never learned how to look like a fox so no one knows.
          B. What if tommy was sam’s son but Phil stole him as well, tommy doesn’t know how to creeper so he just doesn’t, but when under insaine amounts of stress he will release tiny explosions. Sam turned around for one second and boom Phil stole him
          C. Tubbo likes boxes so Phil found him playing in a box playing make believe and the father was turned around for one second when Phil stole him
          
          What is this crap i spewed out of my brain