shaIIwe

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A month without uploading he comes back with a tag - whoo
          That no one even tagged him he's not a challenge to drag - ouch
          So prepare for an attack and by that I mean cringe - cringe
          Cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his fringe
          
          First things first you're freakishly tall it's weird you look like a noodle - true
          You've got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just took like a poodle - hobbit
          Throw in a really annoying posh voice and yep that's dan - posh
          You're what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man
          
          You procrastinate making videos, cause being judged is scary? - ooh
          You're so close to being forgotten, the hate's imaginary - woah
          The only reason you get views is you're another white guy
          That people ship with his friend cause they think it's kawaii
          
          Oh
          Reasons why dan's a fail (Yay!)
          I'll give you some
          
          You never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep
          You're jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality - uh huh
          Your family's sad your flopped your law degree at university
          And anything embarrassing that's from your past you just delete
          
          You were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat? - milk
          Wow I'm so impressed by your clear moral integrity
          You try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic
          But can't make toast without tumblr saying you're problematic - boo
          
          I could go on there's more if I check
          There's more things on this list than chins on your neck
          On your birthday you joked you were a quarter way to death
          100? yeah when getting out of bed makes you out of breath - real
          
          So your celebrity crush was j-law but now it's evan p - mhmm
          Wtf even is your sexuality
          It's hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry - what is it
          I think it's just to hide that you're secretly a furry
          
          I'm joking
          Obviously
          
          Okay that went deep
          Repress it? Yup!
          Before I start crying let's wrap this shit up
          
          

SrRainbowUnicorn

Hello fellow human, human things and such..... IM NOT A UNICORN I SWEAR!

livingdisstrack

@SrRainbowUnicorn *slams hand on table* ALRIGHT! FESS UP!
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