|~Bill~|

Apparently it's a student's job to control the weather now, because if you can't your vice principal will yell at the whole class for it

Don't you just hate when you decide to wear something new and you suddenly see a bunch of people wearing the same color/style?

Are you bald?

@ridiculous4u shoved a stale poptart in my mouth at lunch

Uncalled for storytime: I was in my last period class and the people are very entertaining. We were waiting for the teacher so class could start and suddenly I heard "What do you mean! You penetrated Julian in tennis yesterday!" turns out two guys were playing around at tennis practice and CJ shoved his tennis racket end in Julian's crack "accidentally". The same thing happened last year except instead of a tennis racket it was a finger.
          
          Moral of the story: Don't shove anything in anyone's crack in public

Storytime: Last year me and my friend, Liam were in first period waiting for class to start. I had my coffee, and Liam was buzzing from the 2 energy drinks he had. We were gossiping-per usual- when I guy came up to us and he's like "I dare you to run into the wall." Liam says ok and i try to stop him but he does it anyways and he took a running start and ran into the wall head on. Everyone's cheering for Liam and Liam's basking in the glory, then the principal decided to look inside of our classroom and our teacher got yelled at for not watching us but in reality she was just doing something else in another room because the principal told her to do it earlier.
          
          Moral of the story: Don't run into walls.