Lizzie Hospy

majestic spoon budder

Potatoes gonna potate

"Fact #67: Nobody ever reads the rules for Monopoly except when an argument breaks out." ~Han_Man http://wattpad.com/story/3579510?utm_content=share_passage

"K£sha (proper noun): The British and therefore cooler version of Ke$ha." -Hilarious Definitions by Han_Man http://wattpad.com/story/3293034?utm_content=share_passage

"Study (verb): The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby." -Hilarious Definitions by Han_Man http://wattpad.com/story/3293034?utm_content=share_passage

"Chain of command (Phrase): The chain used to hit people with until they understand who's in command." -Hilarious Definitions by Han_Man http://wattpad.com/story/3293034?utm_content=share_passage

@CammieHagins thx

GREAT STORIES!