Boy: will you ever leave me
Girl: nah
Boy: do you love me
Girl: yes, a lot
Boy: have you ever cheated on me
Girl: why are you asking me this
Boy: will you kiss me
Girl: EVERY TIME I get the chance to
Boy: will you hit me
Girl: are you crazy?!, Of course not
Boy: can I trust you
Girl: yes?
Boy: darling
NOW READ THIS BACKWARDS
~stolen~