My hair is currently ~black with purple tips

"Life's a bitch, so make it your bitch"
~ me
"this is why we have lube and patience"
~ a wonderfully written fic

on discord :)

lacking a functional soul

@AllexMussen - my binge buddy
@fucking_pudding - my lovely parents
@Virgil_Baby_Boi - my child


* Learning ASL

* Hot Cocoa brings good juju

* Proudly Hufflepuff

* Supernatural is Life (Sammy is my favorite)

* Known to have a "resting bitch face"

* Y'all can pm me anytime

* SPN, TVDU, and Criminal Minds RP

* Wide music taste (80s rules above all)

* Single and ready to mingle (poly and lonely)

* I swing both ways...... with a bat that says "eat me"
(abrosexual ~ check out the Rainbow Glitter um Club book for details)

* 5'11... and more than half of that is leg

* Senior

* Scorpio

* I write (short stories)

* Lazy

* I wanna have twins

* I have a baby name list

* I'll call you babe(s) and i mean nothing by it so no offense meant y'all

* 1/3 of the junior class are my children

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"We prefer to think of it as a group who worships gayness and grandness and do obscure acts of moral ambiguity and use obscure insults."

you made it this far? feel free to put 1 insult of your choice on my conversation

* Henry Cavill
* Zane Holtz
* Jared Padalecki
* Jensen Ackles
* Misha Collins
* Alexander Calvert
* Colin Ford
* Matthew Daddario
* Dominic Sherwood
* Harry Shum Jr.
* Isaiah Mustafa
* Emeraude Toubia
* Maddie Phillips
* Felicia Day
* Mathew Gray Gubler
* Paget Brewster
* AJ Cook
* Kirsten Vangness

~Book/Series
* Shadowhunters (The Mortal Instruments - Cassandra Clare)
* Gone Series - Michael Grant
* Anita Blake series - Laurell K. Hamilton
* Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
* Mercedes Thompson - Patricia Briggs
* Jane Yellowrock series - Faith Hunter
* A Court of Thorns
  • Ruling Hell; depressed, lonely, and horny
  • JoinedSeptember 13, 2019



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