"“Open up!” The look of pure compassion smiles back at me. “The airplane needs a safe place to land!”
“I’m not three.”
“B-but…” He stammers. “The air…airplane!”" http://wattpad.com/story/1140761
"“Is there something wrong with my pancakes, huh? People come in all different shapes and sizes. Ever stop to think why it’s shaped like that? Maybe it’s on medication that makes it gain weight.”" http://wattpad.com/story/1140761
"We’re not really alone, but anyone around isn’t listening. They’re getting high, or getting laid. Too busy with their own lives to focus on us, for once." http://wattpad.com/story/1140761