holly jolly bitch

guess who’s never seeing those cute guys ever again

update: we got onto the universal tour bus and the cuter guy is sitting in front of me oop

oop they have big feet too. yOu KnOw WhaT tHaT mEanS

there’s a girl with them and i can’t tell if she’s one of their girlfriends or one of their sisters

the wait time is 55 minutes and i don’t know whether i should be happy because i’ll have a long time to fucking stare at them or not because i literally humiliated myself

THEY’RE LIKE FUCKING HOT HOT

there’s these two really hot, tall guys in front of me in line wearing like expensive ass shoes and they fucking looked down at my crocs with my peppa pig jibbitz on them and i have never felt more awkward 

i’ve been crying (happy tears) all fucking day. jesus, i love all of my friends so much. i know i can be a pain in the ass and i honestly don’t know why y’all decided to stick with me, but you guys did and words can’t explain how grateful i am for that. i would be so fucking sad and lonely (well, more than i already am sksksk) without you guys. much fucking love,
          your favorite bitch, alexandrea

like, i don’t care who you are, just fucking propose. it doesn’t even have to be with a ring. a fucking speck of dust would be fine.

being single sucks and i hate it. someone marry me.