Yo it's John

NYAAAAAAH

 I give you this rose. Hopefully you, unlike this rose, wont be cut down on your prime and your corpse displayed as a sign of affection. :)

pickup lines for the win

you can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is in love with me

I'll give you a kiss, if you don't like it you can return it ;)

if I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd have a dollar cause you never leave my mind

I'm bored so I'm flirting

your lips look lonely. do they want to meet mine?

are you wifi? cause I'm feeling a connection ;)

Since nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? :)