professional dickrider

I missed y’all (I came back for a good captain price fic hush) ANYWAYS life’s been a roller coaster and it might end soon if someone up there doesn’t stop FUCKING AROUND cuz I will be the definition of fuck around and find out

i love that i come on here like once every three months just to rant to y'all. anyways, i am trying to decide which guy to choose: a reallyyyyy cute football player who is also an academic rival, or the adorable country boy who my mum doesn't want me to go out with (romeo and juliet type shit). they both have their perks but i'm really leaning towards the football guy. anyways, see you in three months :) <3

i am about to slaughter this fucking football player bro. idgaf if he's like half a foot taller than me and a solid 50 pounds heavier, he will not come home. like oml, he needs to get his shit together and stop sending mixed signals. (for legal purposes, this is a joke. sort of.)

Mission report: December 16th, 1991

okay so im over him, and little tip: life is so much easier when you're not pining after somebody. i've been able to focus on my schoolwork and do what's best for me instead of him. it is truly refreshing. or i've reached the point of insanity and it's the calm before the storm.

I want to bash his head into the fucking curb until it's a bleeding pile of mush.

so the mf ive been ranting about has a fucking girlfriend. fuck me.

THIS MF WENT WITH ME TO BAND AND THEN RANDOMLY APPROACHED ME AND STARTED PLAYING THAT ONE SONG IN THE PRINCESS AND THE FROG, THE ONE WHERE RAY IS SINGING TO THE STAR, AND ISTG I FOLDED. LIKE HE JUST SAT DOWN NEXT TO ME AND STARTED PLAYING IT. AND THEN WHEN HE GOT THE ONE REALLY HARD NOTE RIGHT, HE LOOKED SO PROUD, AND ADHFKDFKBDKFBDA HE'S JUST SO ADORABLE. I WAS GOING TO INVITE HIM TO SOMETHING TO SEE IF HE'LL COME WITH ME BUT IDK WHAT TO INVITE HIM TO. I MEAN HE HASN'T SEEN THE NEW BLACK PANTHER MOVIE YET, SO MAYBE I'LL GO REWATCH IT WITH HIM. HELP ME PLEASE.

OKAY SO I KNOW IM PRETTY LATE TO THIS BUT YK HOW YOUR MKLES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WHERE YOUR LOVER IN A PAST LIFE LOVED TO KISS YOU AND IVE GOT TWO MOLES, ONE BEHIND MY EAR AND THE OTHER ON THE MIDDLE OF THE SIDE OF MY THIGH AND IM FINDING THAT SO CUTE

man I overshare with yall... I feel like you guys know me better than my parents. Which isn't hard but the thought is what counts. yall better not spill I might have to find you and end you. someone's gotta remind me not to post shit at 1230 at night....