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I love you as much as my teddy bear loves my lamp <333 XD (long story lol inside joke! Love you ash!) 

HATERS GONNA HATE
POTATOES GONNA POTATE
WAITERS GONNA WAIT
ALLIGATORS GONNA ALLIGATE

Only in America:
Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
Do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters
Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braile lettering
Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke
Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage


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Taio Cruz had some Dynamite, Bruno Mars had a Grenade, so they threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. Boom Boom Pow! The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time of their lives and Rihanna suffered memory loss and ran around asking What's My Name. Eminem looked around and said bravely I'm Not Afraid, which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly like a G6 and lady gaga was sobbing while running looking for the telephone And For Lmfao Were Just Party Rocking in their Basement XD

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90% of teenage girls would have a breakdown if
Justin Bieber were on the edge of a building saying
he was gonna jump. 9% who would grab a lawn chair,
popcorn and scream "Do a back flip!"(im part of the 10%)
i would push him off :D

Laughing is contagious so pass it on! (quote from a friend)