Yes, it says Lola Hatter on my profile but that's just my stage name!

-- I'm an aspiring writer and chef.

-- I love books, my favorite being The Hobbit (J.R.R. Tolkien)

-- I love poetry, my favorite poets being Emily Dickinson, Robert Frost, and Shel Silverstein.

-- I'm probably the sappiest, most sentimental college freshman you will ever meet.

-- I'm a huge fan of detailed analysis of any work, for three reasons:
        1) Anyone who analyzes a story for fun is, to use the modern colloquial, a complete and utter bad-ass. 
        2) I love seeing how something I read or write can be interpreted in different ways.
        3) I like actually being able to use the stuff I learned in English :)

-- I'm the biggest in-general nerd on the face of the Earth (As in Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings [the books and the movies], World War I & II, the Holocaust, The Chronicles of Narnia, or The Dragonlance Chronicles)

-- And the comment/vote/fan plea is implied in my writing...I don't like to break character.

-- WHOVIAN! POTTERHEAD! SHERLOCKED! AVATARD! BROWNCOAT! LADY OF ROHAN! REGULAR AT McCLARENS! Questions?

Goals:
[ ] Win 1 writing contest
[ ] Have more fans than number of people fanned
[ ] 1,000 votes
[ ] Get published
[ ] Learn how to be funny...