汉语水平考试

im back 

I ATE SO MUCH CUPCAKES I THINK IMMA PUKR

i sometimes forget that lan wangji is the seme 

me: *breathes* 
          friends: tHATS A JOJO REFERENCE SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

first pewds broke his ass now he broke his balls rip

its 5am and i gave my cabinet a 1 hour ted talk on why i should get out of the house and my ceiling a 1 hour debate on why modernization is better than conservation. yes it was a 6th grade debate topic which surprisingly im still not over lmao wth.

TXT HAS AN ENG VER OF CAT AND DOG IM MF P U M P E D

KWENTO:
          
          i have been trying to paint my nails due to an intense feeling of boredom and after trying god knows how many colors and constantly removing it because of my poor nail painting skills i just ended picking clear el em ey oh 

call me by your name has to be one of the greatest movies i've ever seen omG

my mom says my room smells like "dead corn" and im like what even is a "dead corn"