Mariposa

I just remembered I used to have a wattpad account in 5th grade and middle school. Some of the stuff on here is SO BAD. 

It's been two years since I stole a toy car from CVS. God damm 

It's been a year since I stole a toy car from CVS

I stole a toy car from CVS today. 

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "t h i s b i g," and I said "that's disgusting." So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! [explosion noises] That's right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, just look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, so get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.

In ten years I’m gonna come back to this account and cringe so hard that I might die.

To anyone who is reading this., Merry Christmas an different you don't celebrate Christmas then happy holidays! 

No one is probably gonna read this but honestly I kin Kokichi

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