Mackenzie,
It's been an amazing 7 months having you as a friend, but it is time for me to say goodbye.
My dad forbid me from ever talking to you, fearing that you're some old creep, despite all the evidence I've shown him to prove otherwise (he's very paranoid). Therefore, I am to cease all means of communication with you. Otherwise, according to my dad, I will face dire consequences.
My dad and Miles's mom are married, now. So the same rules apply for Miles. I am just speaking for the both of us. Thank you for all your help you've given us and all the good times we've had. We wish you well in the future.
Your friends,
Anthony Pirrone
Miles Federikson
Ronald Federikson
(not really here)