We don't clean our lips with a napkin after eating pizza...We lick them furiously..

I like my women like I like my alcohol, so Jimin can drink it for me..

Sometimes I look at videos of ourselves and think,"we arent normal"

My parents are aliens and we come from 'Planet Hormone' 


A 2 people account! Admins:

@magicalJams

@Untouchedwatermelon



"I was told you only live once so I ate all the food in my fridge"