There once was a man called Sam Swagalot who was the most awesome man to ever live. (unless that offends you in witch case second best). Any who this character named Sam was great at violin and was good at telling a joke, but not in person cause then he just sucked at it. He also was the smallest of all his friends allowing him to get to be "fifth in command" of his squad (if you believe the rumors). He had friends from around the world. if you don't believe me just check his Skype. But, after all his adventures from childhood and going into adulthood he decided to settle down and maybe write a story or two. He was also a brony, and he fought space ninja pirates + dragons. He also defeated a sharknadoblizzcanoswarm witch is a shark + tornado + blizzard + volcano+ bees + dinosaur. Therefore he was epic, and this Sam in the story is me - the non realistic stuff.

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