SoKeefeisbest

Make a wish!!
                    No really, make a wish!
                    No, no, no. That wasn't a good one.
                    Make another one.
                    That's better!
                    Now make anoth-STOP!
                    Nvermind.
                    Wasn't that fun?!
                    Hope you made a great wish and it comes true!
                    Now, to make you feel a little guilty...
                    Send this to as many people as you can in 2 minutes.
                    If you don't, you will be kidnapped by angry ninja elves, and thrown off a cliff into a pile of sparkly feces provided by Glitter Butt.
                    It's true!
                    (well maybe)
                    *grins sheepishly*
                    Wait what am I talking about?
                    This is TRUE
                    This is how it will happen:
                    1.) Send this to 1 person, and that one person will be irritated with you for sending them stupid chainmail.
                    2.)Send this to 2-5 people, and those people will also be annoyed with you for sending them stupid chainmail.
                    3.) Send this to 5-10 people, and those 5-10 people will be outraged with you for sending them stupid chainmail, and may form a plot on your life.
                    4.)Send this to 10-20 people, and these people will be extremely annoyed with you for sending them a stupid chainmail. And may or may not send a bunch of angry ninja elves to blow up your house.
                    Good luck!!
                    
                    
                    Sidenote: If by sending this chainmail I have extremely irritated, annoyed, outraged, or angered you, please don't send any angry ninja elves to throw me off a cliff, or blow up my house. I am very, very, very, very, sorry but it had to be done.

Total_KOTLC_Fan

BE THE FRIEND!!!
          Let's take over Wattpad with this message:
          F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Fight For You - Respect You - Inspire You - Encourage You - Need You - Deserve You - Save You.
          Be a friend. How often do you wish for friends, or wish people would be a friend, even though you don’t know them? Probably a lot. Well, to change that, you need to do something about it. Be the friend you wish you had, and it will return to you, someday. Be the person you need in your life, for others. Better people’s lives, one at a time. Above all, know that you are loved, and that you should love.
          Spread this message everywhere you can, on message board after message board! Choose five (or more, if you’re feeling especially give-y) people you think deserve this (or don’t) and paste this to their message board! Your followers, people you follow, fans, friends, enemies, or just random people because you don’t know anyone else. You have ten minutes from when you see this. Report back when you’re done.
          Ready? Set? GO!