Real wamen respecter here. 
*sisterfister*
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My favourite YouTuber is Barbie
(I love music)
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Je mange les petit enfants; my favourite spice is the tears of children
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Jackspedicey is better then PewDiePie
Also, SCREW YOU BILLY
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Jew jokes are not funny
Anne Frankly, they are childish and offensive
I did nazi that coming
Understandable, have a great day
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Child: "Daddy, why is my cousin named Diamond?"
Gordon: "Because your aunt loves diamonds,"
Child: "What about me?"
Gordon: "Enough questions, LAMB SAUCE."
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covfefe
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cracking
cracking open
cracking open a cold one
cracking open a cold one with the boys
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My mother: *opens door* "Go outside, you're addicted to the Internet"
Me: "Ok mother,"
Also me: *locks door* "gO oUtsIDe YoU'rE aDdIcTeD tO tHe intErNeT"
*insert salt bae man here*
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end my life please