$$$ I'm radiatin my country's best heroic boi hours, rawr$$$$$$$ Capitalist man be stoppin the commies from bombs, but the Soviets went to chill, and accidentally collapsed in the process.$$$$ No dudes be shippin mah American boi with Communist land, cause that boi be too cold for mah warm hearted buddy, who only wants the Japanese yaoi man across the Pacific Ocean!$$$$$$$$$