@me_VS_everyone
HAHAHAHA!
I just saw this one the other day:
I'm about to get naked, so they can scrub me down. Is that something you really wanna see?
@me_VS_everyone
What, are you a genius or something?
I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute.
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Yes, I'm a genius.