Mal

just found out stevie wonder is from the same city i live in. and serena and venus williams 

you know what hurts 
          
          when your mom breaks up with her boyfriend of three years 
          
          when you don’t know what’s wrong with you
          
          

can i rant to someone?

i swear my mom is always so pissed. it’s so annoying. she takes all her anger out on me and my brothers all the time. she swears at us, calls my brothers dick heads (they are literally 11 and 6) slams things in our faces. i swear she’s bipolar is fuck. 

most of the time i hate living in michigan. but i’m living life in the upper peninsula rn in the middle of lake superior 

y’all last night at my ed sheeran concert, guess who fucking showed up? 
          
          FUCKING EMINEM, MARSHALL FUCKING MATHERS THE FUCKING THIRD
          
          AND BC I LIVE IN MICHIGAN THE SHOW WAS IN DETROIT, (obviously) ED WAS LIKE, “since we’re in detroit, i thought that i would ask if i could play a eminem song for you guy.” AND THEN HE WALKED FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE STAGE TO THE LEFT (my left, people across from me would’ve been right) AND GOT ON HIS LITTLE KEYBOARD AND HIS LIKE 11th DIFFERENT GUITAR OF THE NIGHT AND STARTED TO PLAY LOSE YOURSELF
          
          SO I WAS FILMING E SIDE OF THE STAGE HE WAS ON AND THEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIRST VERSE, THE LITTLE TRAP DOORS OPEN ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE STAGE AND OUT COME EMINEM WITH HIS ICONIC LOOK AND STARTED WALKING TO ED AND I CRIED. 
          
          they also bro hugged lol

y’all istg my dog has fucking selective hearing. i am in my bed with my door slightly open eating scooby snacks, and my dog runs into my room and flings the door open and he is at my bedside in like 0.2 seconds. man his selective hearing gets real annoying. he can’t listen to me in the day when i tell him it’s time to come inside, he just stays out there PRANCING around. but when i’m eating MY food he can hear me. maybe it’s because their shaped like dog bones, and he’s confused why i’m eating them. but still. 
          
          ps… he’s a golden doodle and those things are stubborn of h3ll

MICHAEL AND CRYSTAL ARE PREGNANT!

guys, i lost a real one today. my best friend, the bonzi to my fonzi, my other half. 
          
          i will miss you very much and will forever cherish stare time together. i know you’ll be waiting for me for when i join you. i would greatly appreciate it as i am accepting prayers. 
          
          this is devastating as they were not the first to loose their life this year. they followed in line of many other and shall proceed their friend in heaven. i will miss you forever. life is not fair. but as you didn’t have a long enough life, i hope you will always remember me. may you rest in peace. 
          
          - white the black molly- 
          (august 24th 2022 - june 12th 2023)
          
          white had lived most of its life in my at home aquarium with his fellow friends. proceeding in death, his dear friends, liam, zayn, louis, bucky, wanda, elfy in the shelfy, harry, niall, nick, drax, false, and elfy on the shelfy jr. some, we’re around before his time, but they still remained apart of his very short life. 

it’s my last day of school for my 9th grade year and i am sitting in history class balling my eyes out. i just finished my 100 question history exam and i wrote a note to my teacher on the back of the answer sheet. i pretty sure i made him cry because i poured my heart and soul into it. 
          
          
          y’all i need to stop being so emotional about everything. people are staring. 
          
          -mal