well hello there you beautiful thing.

I like probably every other human on this app, love to read and write at times. It's all fun and games until you come across major writers block aha.

as much as I hate self advertising we ALL have a point at where we are a part of that capitalism so, plEase do hop on down and check my book out. I woNt promise you anything bUt a good time ;)

if books with explicit sarcastic commentary isn't your thing, you check out my blog, it's just random writings. I swear it is relatable. https://getrealwithsumo.wordpress.com

foR the record, you're awesome.

AnYway, have a great day :)