Hey there! I'm Emily, and I'm a dork. 

...Yeah, I think that pretty much sums me up. (x

Call me Emi, though, because three-syllabled names are a pain in the ass, amirite?

I can be super sweet and giddy, but I also serve sarcasm with a side of witty responses 'round the clock, so don't take it personally; it just depends on my mood and how much I like you. I also have zero tolerance for idiocy (there's a big difference between idiocy and dorkiness, mind you) and disrespect. So avoid doing/being those things and we'll get along just fine, alright? (: Also, swear as much as you fucking want to when talking to me. I can turn off the swearing when talking to you if it bothers you, but I won't censor curse words in my stories or omit them, because swear words exist for a reason and add emphasis to phrases. I mean, "you're fucking stupid" isn't the same as "you're dumb," jah feel?

Never be afraid to talk to me, though! As I stated earlier, I really am just a dork and there is no valid reason for you to fear me (unless you're a disrespectful idiot and all).

If you ever wanna talk K-Pop, anime, ATLA/LOK, acting (are you Stanislavski or Adler? Chekhov? Meyerhold? Heck, are you Brecht? Strasberg? Enlighten me. I have direct lineage of acting teachers to Stanislavski (': 9th gen.), the Blacklist, Kingdom Hearts (obvs), or even just the weather in your area, I'm down. Shoot me a PM or something, and we'll get a conversation going. I ramble when I fangirl, just a warning. But that's not a bad thing, is it?

Puedo hablar español. 난 한국말 할 수 있어요. 私は日本語が話せます。

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