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but then i realized that the waffle you dropped down the toilet could’ve been related to the waffle i was eating & i was shocked -

ok ph3W thAnk yoU thNak yOu

d00D oF coUrsE yOu’Re thE coRbLeAch bAsSoOn 

okay okay .  i was kidding and even if it is true , don’t tell anyone ,,

did you make another one?

ok but-

hOnEstLy iM bUmMed foR yOu ));

oOfErd00dLeS!
            iM vIvI tHe t.V!

 woW tySm that was actually reallynicewowstop
            ( im gonna pretend i understood that )
            yEah yEah i Get yOu biGger braIN
            THe worLd becomEs coOler wapOw
            um oUr brains likE expanD becAuse yOu teach uS uR smArt wayS mHm
            ok ok fine i’ll share my candy only becos i dont want you to abduct me (‘:
            THIs sOcoOl
            can you be my bestfriend so i can say ive been friends with an alien before c:
            corbon barstool 

 aW weLl you’Re vEry weLcomE u sEe i trY (‘: that did rhyme yOurE s’tAlenTed but you’re corbin bestbuy so are we really surprised??
            is iT iS iT reAllY cArinG or is iT.. noT carinG?
            your kind oml wait- are you  like an alien

woW i’M proUd of you good jOb corbEn
            not as awesome as me bUt y’knO 
            you can check one of those off of your list because i’ve got a lOT of candy 
            dude youre already the coolest kid around 

!!! yaya (‘:

yes- of course ((:

nice to meet you corbs , wait-
            can i call you that ?